Christian: No He isn't.
Atheist: In the bible, he is supposed to have said that he creates evil and brings evil upon all flesh.
Christian: No He doesn't. God is all love. He's not the "author" of evil.
Atheist: "Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." The Hebrew word for "create" is the same word used in Genesis where 'god' is said to create the heavens and the earth and create different things on different days, and "evil" (ra') means "evil".
Christian: No, it means "calamity". God is all good and can't create evil.
Atheist: Look, I'll prove it to you.
http://tinyurl.com/27w3xs
('Thwack', the christian's arm goes flying.)
Christian: That's not proof. It mean calamity.
Atheist: Look you silly ditz, I've proved it to you.
Christian: No you haven't.
Atheist: Then what's that then (points to proof/arm)
Christian: 'Tiz a flesh wound.
Atheist: You lie. Jeremiah 45:5 "I will bring evil upon all flesh, saith the Lord."
Christian: This is the wrongs that people do, not God.
Atheist: What part of "I will bring..." that you don't understand.
Christian: I'm kicking your ass.
Atheist: You're a loony!
Jeremiah 19:3 "...Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will bring evil upon this place, the which whosoever heareth, his ears shall tingle.
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19:9 And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness..."
(Thwack, the other arm goes flying).
Christian: But this is what people do, not God.
Atheist: What part of "I" in the verses above do you not understand? Thus saith the lord of hosts?
Christian: Had enough eh? Chicken! Chicken! I'm kicking your ass!
Atheist: What are you going to do, bleed all over me?
If you are qualified to say that 'god' is morally good, why can't I be qualified to judge his actions as evil? Hell, he (working within the myth) even SAYS its evil. "Behold, I will bring evil upon this place". What do you think that means? It means that 'god' is, or at least can be, evil.
Christian: No it doesn't! (Kicks the atheist)
Atheist: Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
Christian: Yes I have.
Atheist: Right. (Thwack, there goes the leg)
Atheist: Why don't you climb up off your wooden cross, build yourself a bridge and get over it?
Christian: "I'm *INVINCIBLE*!!!" (Hops up and down, bleeding on the atheist). You've proved nothing, moron. You wouldn't know scriptural Exegesis or Hermeneutics from a hole in the ground. 'I WENT TO COLLEGE!"
Atheist: You can toss around all the two dollar words in the world, but it won't keep you from losing this argument.
Christian: Yes it will, and you know that Paul in Romans one says that unbelievers like you can't understand scripture because your mind is depraved and reprobate and you don't know the Holy Ghost!
Atheist: I can't understand English because of magic? That does it (Thwack, there goes the last leg).
Victory is mine!
Christian: Oh, I see, running away, eh? Come back here and let me kick your ass! I'll bite your legs off, you yellow bastard!
